didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

smartgirlsattheparty:

this one never gets old

awkward-fallen-angel:

novakcas:

i love how in “free to be you and me” they had tons of cool shots they could use for the netflix title

but no

they used this

image

even netflix ships it

littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD

AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY

THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES

GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES

they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???

I FUCKIGN QUIT

guestuser341:

fight the system

— Anonymous: how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

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